Good morning everyone!
So all weekend, there has been talk about Winter Storm TITAN and the devastating blow he was supposed to land on the tri-state area. Though I am opposed to the mere thought of snow, I was actually looking forward to a relaxing day on the couch in the company of Netflix and some snacks.
When I awoke, however, there was nothing more than a thin layer of confectioners sugar on the sidewalk and on my windshield. So I thought I would write a short letter. Dear Mother Nature,
You know how much I was looking forward to this so-called Titan. I was supposed to look like this today:
But because of you, I am currently at work like this:
It’s honestly not fair. You know how much I don’t enjoy your winter wonderland tantrums, but just this once… ONCE… couldn’t you have granted my request? You’ve been quite bipolar this season Mother Nature but I was expecting you to at least come through with your promises to ruin everything with your mountains of fluffy white stuff.
As compensation, I suggest you get your life together to prevent these mishaps of misinformation in the future. As added incentive, summer needs to make a dramatic, EARLY appearance. We’ve had enough snow that a rainy Spring is not at all necessary. I think you should work on your people pleasing skills. Thanks. ‘Tis all.
Now back to working on my novel…