I was definitely suffering from basorexia this weekend. As you may or may not know, I got married on Sunday, hence my absence from the bloggersphere for a few days. But I’m glad to say I’m BACK! And for your patience and every growing support, I come bearing gifts. Everyone loves wedding pictures right?
Here’s a sneak peak of some of my favorite photos thus far. I can positively say that my basorexia was indeed satisfied. El oh El.
Obviously my favorite one of the bunch so far
To be continued…. 🙂
This is a not-so-three:thirty Thursday, as I’m making this blog post after 6pm.
I’m utterly convinced that this whole week is a test of my patience. I think I’ve been pretty successful in keeping my inner bridezilla tucked safely away in her cage, but each new situation is tempting me to just let her loose just for a little while. My only fear is that once she’s out, she’s devouring everything and everyone in sight. *Woosah*… Three more days… Just three more days.
Think good thoughts, Jovae… It’s almost over
I soooo need this right now. There are 4 days left until my wedding and I’m feeling the pressure. So much to do, so little time.. It’s not the like rest of the world is going to stop while everything in my life spinning like a top. All I can say is that if you can afford to get a wedding planner and do the whole nine,
Trying to balance everything is definitely not easy. Luckily, I only have four more days to go and then I can breathe a fantastically huge sigh of relief! Until then, I will be on the hunt for my own personal abditory to crawl into.
…and the couple that stood before me while I sat towered over me like two skyscrapers. I was minding my business, reading a free book on my Kindle when suddenly, a blanket of heat fell over me. As they continued to laugh and converse, the blanket got thicker, and scurried into my nostrils in an attempt to suffocate me in my very seat. Two of the strongest cases of morning breath I have ever experienced were dancing the most intimate tango in the air all around me, and it took everything in me not to hand each of them a slice of gum and a mint for good measure. I thanked all the baby angels when the hot-breathed pair got off at the stop before mine, taking their desert-heat exhales with them.
My EXACT reaction reenacted by Jensen Ackles
Hurray!!! We’ve finally made it to the 20th episode of Three:Thirty Thursdays.. Shame on me for taking so long, but thank you guys for sticking with me! For today’s episode, I want to talk boobs.
No, not in that way my little pervs. My coworkers and I were talking about the burden of big boobs. So many of my less endowed friends have begged me for just a little extra. I would be sooo happy to oblige if it was that simple. I promise you, it’s not as fun as it appears. It doesn’t help that my body is the size of a pencil with pumpkins attached to the upper quadrant of my body. Back/shoulder pain is an understatement. I’d do ANYTHING to be back in my B days. ::Sigh::
My coworker sent me this buzzfeed page and I have to admit, they were 100% accurate about my daily struggle: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/the-boobs-slidey-thing
Though I spend my days just wanting to chop these things off and sell them off to the highest bidder, I only have one option in this matter.